Procrastination

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cheating, ex, humor, life, mental-health, procrastination, school, sex, studies

Most annoying quote I have ever read on facebook was written by the girl my ex cheated on me with…..

“Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you are just fu**ing yourself.”

 

I am sure it rubbed me the wrong way for countless reasons, but besides the fact that she clearly didn’t know how to satisfy her own self therefore had to jump on other girls men, I am a horrible procrastinator.  I am pretty sure I learned this in grade school, when the material wasn’t challenging enough for me, so I had to make it interesting. 

 

In high school that burned me multiple times, because the material was not too easy, I was in honors and AP classes, but I still operated like I could get everything done at the last minute and get good grades.  Unfortunately for my college self for the most part I did.

 

So college the second time around I have been really good about staying on top of things, then I get a class that is so lax we were able to do 13 tests WHENEVER WE WANTED!  If we did them in the time frame she mapped out, then one was able to get 2 extra questions worth extra points. 

The left side is when it should have been done, the right side is when I did it.

 

This was the end result.  There were 36 extra credit points possible and if I would have just done three of those I would have gotten a B in the class.  So I guess I really did fu** myself.

What I Should Be Doing Instead of Blogging

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college, focus, humor, life, papers, research, studies, time, writing

Paper due in three hours, research scarce, ideas keep flowing in as perfect avenues for a blog post.  Must write research paper that is due, but it is so very boring and the things that make my life what it is right now are so very interesting.

Write a few lines.

Decide to check status of blog.

Write a few more lines, wow papers are so impersonal.  One might believe they are also a waste of time.  Recall that if I use the word I, points will be deduced and rightly so, I am not a freshman… I am a senior.  Ok focus on the task at hand.

I wonder what my blogging friends are doing right now?  Check on them, have opened many awesome looking posts but have yet to read them.  If I start I will not stop and now my paper is due in less than three hours.

Focus.

Repost a blog I found quite funny.  Decide to write about how unfocused I am.

The birth of this post.

It must end as I am sure to get a very low grade if I turn in nothing.  I shall research until the cows come home (aka one hour) and hopefully I will have time to write for my blog tomorrow.