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First let me start by saying I do the inventory – ordering for work, second the Shocking Statements of the Day are always provided by the same person, who believes he is a manager, when in fact he is nothing more than a toadstool and just about as useful, and finally-most importantly water bottles are for the clients not the staff.
“Hey, this is going to sound stupid.”
Whenever you begin a sentence that way I have to strain to listen to you.
“Did someone specifically ask for the Arrowhead water?”
I sigh, because it was a mistake on my part… only I thought I had gotten higher end water than we typically do. I explained that we wouldn’t typically get that type of water.
“Oh, ok because I HATE ARROWHEAD WATER!”
I stare at him blankly almost disbelieving my ears.
“I know for a fact other people hate it too.”
I am sorry, how inconsiderate of me I forgot that Arrowhead Mountain Spring Water raped and pillaged your entire family… you are the sole survivor and now you go around setting everyone straight about the evil water bottle company that hides behind the façade that they wish to keep citizens hydrated.
Evil Water
They lurk in the shadows waiting for the vulnerable moment when one takes that first sip.
-ducksoup- 